RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD

Timur Fazulzyanov, a seo-copywriter and editor, got into a parallel world. He opened the job site and read: “We are urgently looking for a literary editor, preferably a Tartar or a Jew, of Slavic nationality, please do not write. We, techies Krivorukov, understand that 100% literacy does not exist ...
Since the salary is modest, we do not require that you have a diploma of MGUP them. Fedorov and knew proofread signs. Preferred age of 40 years, so you were a man of calm, docile and you can be relied upon. English proficiency at the upper-intermediate level is, in fact, a separate profession, as well as knowledge of layout html, css, and so on. Therefore, you will receive twice as much for these skills. ”
Timur remembered that he had not looked into his LiveJournal for a long time. He opened the magazine and saw that his article “A Comparative Analysis of the Structural and Semantic Features of the Synonymous Nomination in American and British Slang” was published in the top. She was in third place. The first was the news about new hybrid varieties of Flemish potatoes, written by amateur geneticist and gardener Ivan Krotov.On the second - photos of the Crimean beetles with a detailed description of their life cycle from a new unknown author.
- Worthy topics, - Timur thought, but my text is not bad either. Collected 2348 comments, including a couple of mine. It is a pity that my notes about the medieval French farce were not noticed by Academician Sidorenko. I even went to his magazine, hoping that he would look in on me ...
Timur looked at the authors rating. Then, out of sheer curiosity, glanced to the very end. Nobody has read one blogger. Not a single comment for all the time. Timur opened his journal and read several headlines and gasped: “How to seduce the cattle in one word,” “What ruined my sex,” “How to recognize a provincial on clothes,” “He’s older than her by 25 years”, “What size of breasts should be women "," devoured in a cafe and did not give. "
- It is not surprising that no one reads it! - said Timur. - The blog is not a single person, because the topics are boring at all, do not cause any emotions and associations, they don’t take it as a soul. I want to support, but I have nothing to write at all. Freak man, in one word.
Timur opened “Private Messages” and wrote: “Dear hohr_mahohr! You have a very strange name, interestingly, is it also written in your passport? My name is Timur Kazbekovich Fazulzyanov. I read your texts and I want to give you advice.Now people are very poorly educated and undeveloped, they will not understand what you are writing. Sorry to interfere, but if you want to promote a blog, I recommend my favorite topics “What was done after the poetics of Tomaszewski” and “Allusions in Brodsky’s early lyrics”. These topics are win-win. Still exploit such an idea: which version of the Gilgamesh epic is of the greatest value to researchers. They immediately display any text in the top 5. Yours, Timur. ”

Related news

RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD

RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD

RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD

RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD

RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD

RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD

RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD

RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD

RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD

RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD

RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD RIGHT NOW IN PARALLEL WORLD