Being a celebrity and having on hand an army of enthusiastic fans who are dreaming of you in their wet night dreams, this is undoubtedly a matter not only pleasant, but also profitable. As experience shows, the temptation to “earn some money on the side”, vtyuhivaya my fans all ... all, say so, not too necessary goods, lend themselves not only to self-proclaimed “Queen of Instagram”, publishing on their pages advertisements for acne cream mixed with photos of their semi-naked women charms, but some are much more "solid" personality.
Moreover, at times such tandems of celebrities and salespeople give such absurd fruits that one involuntarily begins to think about what kind of prohibited substances the author of this or that "brilliant marketing idea" accepted the night before.
Well, dear readers, today we have prepared for you a selection of the five most insane and inadequate products with which the popular personalities from the entertainment industry did not hesitate to link their name to the visual world, that our people really eat everything that they slip into beautiful "star" wrapper.
Vampire scare spray
And tell us, kind people, you also faced this unpleasant problem, when, instead of mosquitoes, the windows of your apartment on summer evenings are precipitated by bloodthirsty vampires in black cloaks? In general, if anything, the popular actress and singer Gwyneth Paltrow has a solution for you.
In 2008, she launched her own online store, where she began selling liters of all kinds of tinctures, broths and other foolish things on natural herbs to her fans, including the nail of our current program - repellent spray to scare away vampires, though not simple, but also energy . This miracle of nature costs only about 30 dollars for a bubble and, according to the description, "neutralizes adverse astral vibrations and scares off energetic vampires."
It is not known whether a miracle helps from evil ex-and idiots chiefs, but since vampires, telepaths, and those who strive to kick some respectable citizen in the aura, can be found on the streets of our cities, where razor-headed young people in tracksuits are less likely to be made the conclusion that the Raptor for bloodsuckers from beauty Gwyn works far more efficiently than our law enforcement and criminal justice systems.
"The fragrance of an elite prostitute"
It would be silly and naive to expect anything more or less adequate from a lady who at one time loved to walk in a meat dress, so there’s no question about how Lady Gaga guessed to release perfume. ” with the aroma of an elite prostitute ", but about whether you still need to isolate those who buy it from society, or you can get by with simple outpatient treatment in PND.
And yes, if it seems to you that the “fragrance of an elite prostitute” is such an advertising slogan and creative exaggeration, then we’re in a hurry to disappoint you, a bottle for a few hundred bucks will indeed come as a surprise. The surprise is that the spirits contain the blood of their own inventor and the seed of a certain "male donor who wished to remain anonymous."In general, such a kind of "response" to the iconic famous "perfumer".
Champagne in tins
There is bottled wine that we all know and love. There is a “shmurdyak” in the packages, which the vast majority of us consider to be a hellish burda, but for citizens without a certain place of residence and teenage parties, it will be fine. And then Paris Hilton decided that smearing her charms with gold paint, making commercials and putting champagne in cans on the market would be just a brilliant idea. French winemakers committed mass suicide that evening, just not to see all this shame.
At some point, the wrestler Hulk Hogan managed to win so much love and adoration from the multi-million population of America that the enterprising Hulk decided that the money did not smell, and began selling almost everything that you can imagine under your name. The apotheosis of the marketing efforts of the wrestler became cheeseburgers for the microwave, which turned into a complete failure.
Indeed, it is difficult to guess why people did not want to buy frozen sandwiches with something that remotely resembled the taste of the day before yesterday's meatball, from a mustache man in tight tights. Riddle for a million dollars.
Sylvestre Stallone Protein Pudding
Let's try to guess. Here you go, dear reader, from a rocking chair, and the first thing you dream about is not some sweet chemical energetic, not a mountain of carbohydrates, but a jar of delicious protein pudding from Sylvester Stallone. Why protein, it is clear without any questions, but why exactly pudding does not know, probably, even Stallone himself. So it goes.